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Kenneth had never seen an irregular temporal sphere before. Bernard leaned on his knees and held the object between his hands, staring at the golden center, swirling like the center of the galaxy and throbbing like a dying heart. It glowed subtly. Temporal singularities were uncommon playthings, even for the wealthy.
“So what did you decide to study?” Kenneth asked, putting down his tablet. He was starting to get fatigued from his class readings. Temporal vibrating membranes was a hugely interesting academic area, but required more of Kenneth’s brain power than he could spare with Bernard sitting in his dorm room.
“My parents want me to study irregular temporal probability,” Bernard said, rolling the time-sphere around in his hands. “That’s why they bought me this.”
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Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Monday, October 20, 2014
Muramasa: Blood Drinker, an Author's Reflection
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| Yoshitoshi, c. 1866 |
At long last, the writing and subsequent digital publishing of my “little” samurai novel is complete. The first words were typed while I was on a break from teaching a special education class in El Segundo, California, and the final words were written in an uncomfortable high chair in a Starbucks that was attached to Marriot in Sacremento, California. That is somewhat symbolic for me, as there were as many words written away from home as at home; my life has been in a state of upheaval for some time, but I still got the work done.
Muramasa was definitely the most challenging work I have completed thus far, and not just because I was away from home so much. Unlike my earlier true fantasy novels, Muramasa was historical fiction of sorts, and that required hours of research. I made a lot of decisions and took a lot of new paths with this book, with some panning out and some being less successful. Overall, I count it a success. This is because I:
1. Finished a book. This is always a big deal.
2. Devised a means of achieving my vision of monetized content that is free to end users. I even made a small amount of money from the serialization.
3. Expanded my writing, research, and web coding skills because of necessity.
4. Got myself motivated to build a new, better website that will deliver my vision with more efficiency and with better aesthetics.
Friday, September 19, 2014
The Chal'cha Napkin (flash fiction)
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| From The Huffington Post |
“It looks like a gigantic napkin,” Tommy said. “Like they put in your glass at nice restaurants.”
“You ain’t never been to a nice restaurant,” Julie said. She was always saying things like that jokingly, but Tommy never laughed, and she never quit.
They walked toward the strange building, seemingly dropped overnight in the middle of the countryside miles away from any convenient skyways. It stood about eighty feet tall at its highest point, and did look a bit like a crumpled cloth from where they stood, with long ripple-like folds spiraling up to a narrow top, which opened to the sky. Nobody knew why the many-tentacled Chal’cha built such structures, but given their fleet, nothing was ever done about them.
“The Chal’cha certainly know how to build a… whatever this is.” Tommy touched the outside. Sudden friction halted his palms. They would not move once planted.
“The secret is on the inside, stupid.”
Tommy smiled, and began pulling himself upward into one of the grooves on the outside. Soon he was twenty feet off the ground, then fifty, then he was at the top, looking down at a very perturbed Julie.
“Good luck getting down!” she cried.
Tommy swallowed.
200words. This was created for a writing prompt at Short Story and Flash Fiction Society.
Sunday, August 3, 2014
Echobox
Echobox.
It’s a box… that echoes, obviously
Everybody’s second voice
Second talk, second mind,
Echoes back a righteous choice
Zion! Zion! To Zion we shall go! Infidels cannot hold Zion against its rightful heirs!
Billy sat and played with his toys. Mother’s echobox was on again, firing its angry nonsense words down the hall. It seemed like it was always on, even when she slept. He wanted to close the door, but he knew if he did, he would get in trouble. She would take away the toys.
Billy… What a stupid, average, nothing name, he thought as he piled brick upon brick. Slowly the castle he held in his small mind would take its recognizable shape in the physical world. He had run out grey bricks of the correct size, and so had to fill in some gaps in the castle wall with blue and red, but he didn’t mind. He imagined that they were decorations put there by the powerful king who built the castle. He saw two of the blue bricks next to each other, and an image popped into his mind.
A wolf.
He tore down the wall and started building again. This time, the blue bricks formed an image in the wall, of a blue wolf with red eyes (formed by a few small red bricks).
No king was ever called Billy. He pulled one of the little men from his chest. He put a crown on him. William. King William Wolsfbane. He put the little king on top of the wall. He imagined the dull, brown carpet of his bedroom was an expanse of wilderness before the fortress.
The dark army of Abaz will have to get through all these wastes to assail these walls. These wastes… they are our home! William the boy put more men on the walls. These he armed with spears and axes and shields. They were smiling. Men at war do not smile, unless they are certain of victory. Abaz will destroy himself upon these walls! He cannot wrest this sacred land from us! We are the rightful heirs of the soulforge. Our blood is in everything –even the rocks are our kin.
“Billy!”
He looked up. His mother was standing at the edge of the room. How long had she been there?
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Blood Drinker: Chapter 10-1
At last we reach the third act of my mystical Japanese drama. Amaya and Yoshio have reached Osaka and seen the killer Ryunosuke at work there, though his whereabouts and motives still remain shrouded in mystery. Note: I realized that I used the name "Shiro" twice in the total narrative. I have changed the name of the second Shiro (the nephew of Daiki) to Shigeo. This edit has not been done on previous installments as of yet.
Previous installments can be found on the fiction page above or by clicking here. Thanks, as always, for reading. Don't forget to share if you liked it, and return on Thursday for the second half of chapter 10.
Previous installments can be found on the fiction page above or by clicking here. Thanks, as always, for reading. Don't forget to share if you liked it, and return on Thursday for the second half of chapter 10.
<<Previous: Chapter 9-2
Chapter 10
Act III
Chapter 10
“How do you like your new clothes, Yoshi?” Amaya smiled at her retainer, who fussed with the knot on his obi by the window.
“A little oversized,” Yoshio said. He straightened the light mantle on his shoulders, which gave his lean body a long taper. “Which is in many ways good. It allows freedom of movement, and these leggings will obscure my foot movements for an opponent.” Yoshio tugged at the loose blue umanori[1] pants, which hung in stiff pleats to the tops of his feet. “However, this outfit will give an enemy more ways to grab and throw me, and I risk getting it caught on some piece of the décor should I be forced to draw my sword indoors.”
Amaya laughed as she walked over to the window and ran her hands over the cloth on Yoshio’s shoulders. “Ever thinking of utility. That is my Yoshi.”
“What else should I think of?”
“Do you like the way it looks?” Amaya said, opening her arms and displaying the long, hanging sleeves of her two-cloth kimono. The pure white silk shimmered in the sunlight from the window, and the pink pattern of the obi and the inner folds of the kimono stood out brightly. Her wide obi was snug, making her already small waist seem tiny.
“I like the way yours looks,” Yoshio said.
Amaya laughed again. “What about yours?”
Yoshio looked down. “I suppose it will do.”
“What about comfort?” Amaya said.
“I said it was loose.” Yoshio tugged on a sleeve. “See?”
“Yes, but does that mean comfortable?” Amaya walked back to the futon and tucked her katana away behind pillows and blankets.
“What else would it mean?”
“My dear Yoshi,” Amaya said, looking back to Yoshio as she tucked her tanto away in the folds of her white and pink kimono. “I will never tire of you.”
Yoshio frowned. “What does that mean?”
Amaya gave him a subtle smile, then sighed. “Let’s go. I do not want to make this worse than it already will be by being late.”
Yoshio nodded. He walked to Amaya’s low table and picked up the scroll he had found at their door upon returning in the early morning. He un-rolled it and looked at it again. It was written in beautiful black script, with flowing lines and perfect brush strokes.
“What is it?” Amaya said, standing by the door.
“I just didn’t get a good look at Masaki’s note when we arrived.”
“What do you see now, in the daylight?”
“It is professionally scripted,” Yoshio said.
“Many nobles are taught well in the arts,” Amaya said, moving to look at the scroll herself. She traced her finger along the well- painted and perfectly black strokes. “But you are right.”
“He means to impress you,” Yoshio said, frowning.
“He does,” Amaya said, “but he has already impressed upon me his cruelty and stubbornness. Tea and entertainment will do no more to lighten my opinion of him than inviting us to such with pretty letters. You worry about me often, Yoshi. You do not need to worry about me being wooed by the likes of Shiba Masaki.”
“I just wanted to make sure you were aware of his intentions.”
“I am. And yours.”
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Moonsong - Prelude: Power
Because I am forced to be away from my home (and my computer, and all of my free time), I thought instead of giving another bit of Muramasa: Blood Drinker, I would give everyone a taste of what I wrote last year. This is the prologue to Moonsong, an epic fantasy story I began writing last year in pieces sent one at a time to the woman who would become my wife. Eventually the story grew so large (some 325,000 words) that breaking into volumes became necessary to pursue publication. The third I'm hoping to get to this fall, after I wrap up Muramasa.
The following bit I'm rather fond of. Since reading Eye of the World I've always liked the idea of starting off a book with a villain. This one is effective as because, just like in Jordan's classic, we don't get to meet the big bag evil guy right away in the main narrative. I hope it stimulates your hunger for more!
Prelude: Power
“Tell me, Vindrel, what is power?”
Sarthius Catannel turned his head away from the window for a moment to regard Claire as she stepped across the threshold to the small room overlooking the courtyard. Below his shock of blonde hair, his green eyes stared at her with the same vacant stillness as when she had met the man years before. Never a word to acknowledge her, his lingering look held all the wisdom she needed to understand. She felt a chill and drew her robes around her body tightly. She saw that the window was open. Just a breeze then, she thought.
“Power, sir?” Vindrel, the captain of the guard for as long as Claire could remember, stood beside Sarthius, his uniform of blue and green and as crisp as always. He was one of the few higher-ups of the military staff that had been kept on after the old count passed away, probably because he had no family to speak of, and therefore nothing at stake in the politics of court. She envied him.
“Yes, power.” Sarthius stared out the window as Claire crept up to stand slightly beside him. “What does it mean to have power? To be powerful?” She could smell the fire in the courtyard below, and understood what was taking place. She didn’t want to look, but knew somehow she would. In the end, she could not avoid it. Then the smell would get worse.
“Power…” Vindrel looked down for a moment. “Power is the ability to exact your will. To do what you wish.”
Claire noticed the flintlock pistol that Vindrel openly carried, in defiance of divine law. There were rumors that Vindrel was a Promethean, or as they called themselves, Somniatel. Watching him stare out the window with his familiar stone-cutting gaze, she believed he could, in truth, be a member of one of the strange highland clans that as much as worshipped the technological apostasies of the Dark One, even though they lived like savages in wilds of the world. If it was true, it explained much of his retention with the young count; Prometheans were valuable sell-swords, just as much for their uncanny skills as for their lack of ethics.
“A good answer,” Sarthius said, “but not quite right, I think. A woodcutter chops down a tree because he wishes it. Is he powerful?”
“He is to the tree,” Vindrel said.
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Blood Drinker: Chapter 6-1
Here is chapter 6, where we find Yoshio and Amaya moving toward Osaka. As always, previous installments are linked before the beginning of the text proper.
Chapter 6
Chapter 6
The sun beat down on the still-damp fields to either side of the raised road that split them. Peasants busied themselves with the harvest of the first round of rice, their bare feet collecting mud so that they looked like swallow nests below their calves as they stepped up and down. Their hats, large and conical much like the basket hat that Yoshio wore as he walked, bobbed up and down as they picked new stalks and threshed them. Amaya walked beside him, letting the horse follow by his lead a short distance behind them. A grove of trees interrupted their steady march as much by the sound of cicadas that nestled in them as the relief of shade they offered.
Amaya pulled the horse over to a shallow but clear pool in a rocky basin beside the grove, a left-over from the draining of the rice fields, and let the beast drink. He obliged contentedly, though the tense swishing of his tail at the pestering insects continued. Yoshio knelt down and dipped his hands into the water, then splashed his face.
“You’ve been quiet today, Yoshi,” Amaya said.
Yoshio turned to see Amaya sitting on a low-hanging branch of a maple. Her head was slightly tilted. “I apologize,” he said. “I’ve had a great deal to think about.”
“Like what?”
“Osaka.”
“It’s a city, Yoshi. You’ve been in those before, haven’t you?”
“Yes, but it makes it so much harder to predict him. I missed what might be my only chance to catch Ryunosuke because of short-sightedness. More may be killed.”
Amaya nodded. “So you have given me the first answer.”
Yoshio sighed and stood up, letting the cool water drip off of his face. “Some of the things you said to me last night. They were not like you.”
“That is where you are wrong,” Amaya said. “They are precisely like me.”
“Then you have many sides, Amaya,” Yoshio said.
“And you will know them all, my dear…” she smiled sweetly and looked away for a moment. “Friend.”
“I’m not sure if I liked it,” Yoshio said. “In fact, it disturbed me.”
“Thank you for your honesty. I would not usually show that side off, but if you wish to know someone, you must offer up a piece of yourself in exchange.”
“Know who?” Yoshio said.
“You, silly.” Amaya hopped off the tree limp and walked to the horse. “People get to know each other by self-revelation. First you reveal something about yourself, then your companion feels obligated to offer up the same. You told me a great deal about yourself last night.”
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Deep Time, an Introduction
From Deep Time, created by Matthew J. Wellman and David V. Stewart. Written by David V. Stewart. You can find Matt's blog here: http://thespiritualvoluntaryist.blogspot.com/
Malcom Macbeth stood on the iron walkway extending into what
he called the “nose” of the ship, likening it in his mind to one of the
mechanically propelled airships that humans used before they had made the leap
to space. A glass nose, complete with fire turret, and a glass belly and tail,
used to defend the mighty airship as it delivered it’s precious cargo of living
fire. That time in history seemed so brief to him now, but the flick of a
finger before men abandoned armored flight and mass death for speed and pin-point
accurate murder. The centuries between the rise of agriculture and man’s escape
from his home were a short span of years, yet more intriguing to him than the
entire history of planets conquered since. Part of Malcom yearned to see the
planet of his people’s birth, to see what had become of the ancient ruins- the
castles and cathedrals his ancestors had built- but he knew there was no going
back to the waters of awakening.
He loved more and more to stand in the “nose” these days,
even though his ship was shaped nothing like the old flying fortresses of the
ancients, and this point was just one of many forward-looking positions on the massive
clan ship Icarus. The clear bubble
surrounding the walkway allowed him a greater than one-hundred and eighty
degree view of the cosmos as their vessel pushed its way through deep space. It
was beautiful to him, and he breathed deeply knowing how few men were ever
permitted to grasp the infinite glory and emptiness of space from such a
perspective.
The stars looked strange compared to their dim twinkle on a
planet, when one was not hurtling forward at nearly the speed of light. Here they
blurred like small streaks around him, and yet they also appeared still and
tranquil. They appeared in various shades of blue and indigo, based on how
directly Icarus was travelling toward
a given star, and as Malcom looked off to the left and right he could see the
stars shift to white, and finally red as the ship moved away from them.
The light filled his green eyes, and in the peace he was
able to remember… so much to remember, so many millennia of change on countless
planets to consider and evaluate, and then predict. When he was younger, Malcom
used to retort that the only thing predictable about the human race was its
unpredictability. He’d seen dozens of societies rise, fall, and rise again over
the course of countless generations since he spoke such, and now he had a
different perspective on mankind. One in which, like the weather on a water
planet, everything had its cause and effect and everything occurred in cycles,
if you could only stand far enough back to see it all. And Malcom had stood
back, in a way only the other clan leaders could say they had, and even then,
he wondered if they spent as much time thinking on it as he.
He took everything in the human disposition into account
when he left a world. Plans upon plans. Contingencies upon contingencies. Even
so, like the weather, sometimes there were anomalies, unforeseen events, like a
summer storm upon a desert plain. In the centuries between departure and return,
he knew almost anything could happen, even if the probability was incredibly
low. At the end of every journey, when the quantum gate was completed, and the ship
would jump back instantly to the world they had left just a few months earlier
from their own perspective, Malcom would hold his breath, wondering, and
praying, that he would not pass through to find the old planet had singularized
and become a second Earth; stagnant, inhuman… dead. Returning to find a world
as such once was too much for him. He had paid dearly for his imperfections,
and he still wore the platinum band on his left hand to remind him that he was
not a god, even if the planetside people revered him as such. Eventually, clan
Macbeth would truly be able to account for all the irregularities of humankind.
It was hard to believe that with all the things he had seen,
and all the many years that had passed before his eyes, worlds dying and being
made anew, mankind spreading over the stars, that he had celebrated the his
sixty-fifth ancestral birthday just two months prior. He felt so much older
than that. The life of his race was like a picture gallery, showing slow change
quickly. He ran his hand through his short, grey hair and pondered: I watch the whole of man live and die in
cycles they are nearly oblivious to, and yet I never noticed my hair turning grey
until it was already done doing so.
He fingered the ring on his hand and remembered her. The
smell of her hair as if she was in the nose with him, watching the blue and
indigo stars streak and fill their eyes with wonder. He would never find
another like her again. In all the universe there was only one Deidre, which
made their son all the more precious to him. Even if his heart could allow him
to find love again, it would never happen. The ships were populated by the clan
for a reason. When you spend a hundred years traveling to a new world, you must
leave everyone you love behind… or take them with you. Any woman that would
come aboard Icarus would have to fall
in love with him in the few weeks that he would allow his clan’s vessel to stay
in orbit around a world. He could not leave his ship behind. He had to keep moving.
Keep traveling.
Live forever.
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Garamesh and the farmer.
Just a little drawing that appeared while I tried to calm my nerves during other business. From "Three Suitors..." Which I published before thanksgiving (I think).
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Tyrant’s Gallow, an Aphorism
Hunny’s manner had worked its friendly magic on the boy, and
he eagerly answered their questions, feeling liberated to speak about the city
he called home. They walked mostly uphill, and though the street itself was not
terribly steep, the buildings around them rose up higher than in the square. Occasionally
they passed a house that looked more like a keep: iron gates and stone walls;
parapets rather than shake roofs. As they passed one particularly ominous and
ancient complex, Horus spoke up.
“This one belongs to Seamus Delving, in case you ever wanted
to have lunch with the terror of the south sea.” He glanced back at them, “He
actually loves guests. He’s quite the character.” They passed by an iron gate,
flecked with rust. Behind it a
rough-looking man leaned against the wall in the gateway eating an apple. His
musket, bayoneted, primed and cocked, sat beside him. He did not look up as they
passed. Past him could be seen a green lawn on either side of tile walkway
which led up to the house proper, made of much the same dark stone as the
encircling wall.
“The city is full of people like that, if you know where to
look,” Horus went on. “Lots of sailors settle here because they can buy land
and property that would be off-limits to anyone but the gentry or nobility
somewhere else.”
“Was the city always lawless?” Hunny asked as they turned up
another, slightly narrower avenue.
“We’re not lawless, madam. We are kingless, but not lawless.”
“Who writes the laws?” Hunny said.
“God,” Munin cut in. “Or no one.”
Horus smiled and turned back to Munin. “Which god, eh?”
“Depends on the company,” Munin said.
“Nobody here care’s about heretics, sir,” Horus said. “If
you’re worried about that sort of thing. Hell, the prison’s more popular than
the chapel.”
“The Dreamer, then,” Munin said.
“Prometheus,” Horus said with a smile, drawing out the word.
“The dragon god. It’s a good town for that, sir. A very good town indeed. I
believe you will get along with the mistress quite well.”
“Neither of you have yet to answer my question,” Hunny said.
Rone smiled. “You don’t need kings to write laws, love. There
are no kings in the mountains either; at least, we recognize no kingship. We
have laws. They don’t have to be written in stone by a divine ruler to be real.
You don’t need sheriffs and judges to execute them. When people have a need for
a law, it will come to exist, and nobody will question when its justice
manifests itself. The law of kings is made out of the gentry’s displeasure with
the law that is.”
“Well, what law said poor Minneo could be killed because of
a debt? Why doesn’t anyone stop it?” Hunny asked irritably.
“He himself wrote that law,” Horus replied, “Begging your
pardon, madam. He signed a contract to that effect. He agreed to a law that
would bind himself and Madam Porthagan. He chose his law, and the people here
respect that. Now as to whether we’ve ever had
a king; as far as records can go, there’s never been one, though the city was
occupied a few times in the last thousand years or so. There is a legend, if
you like to hear it.”
“Of course,” Hunny said.
“Well the story that gets told around here says that many,
many years ago there was a king in Tyrant’s Gallow, only it wasn’t called Tyrant’s
Gallow back then, it was called Convection, though not on account of the warm
currents that keep the island’s weather pleasant up in this latitude, but
because the King’s family name was Convect. Anyway, this king supposedly lived
in a gold palace. He was also known to consort with wizards, and the island
became a gathering place of sorts for them because of his tolerance and the
distance from the mainland.”
“And now it’s a gathering place for pirates,” Hunny cut in
with a chuckle.
“Begging your pardon, but we don’t tolerate pirates. Privateers, freebooters- they’re a different
sort. Madam Porthagan has put out quite
a few bounties for those foolish enough to prey on her ships, and it’s called
the Gallow for more reasons than the tyrant.”
“Which you were getting to, I assume,” Hunny said.
Horus nodded. “Eventually the Church of the Twelve heard
about the lavish King Convect and his cabal of dark wizards, and raised an army
to put a stop to it. Some tales also say the whole affair was actually the construct
of his older half-brother, who could not take the throne because he was a
bastard and was forced to join the clergy and live a life of poverty.”
“Poverty? Hardly.”
Munin laughed. “When was the last time
you stepped into a church?”
“Never have, actually,” Horus replied. They turned another
corner and saw the great and famous Gallow Bluffs, mottled white and grey,
looming before them. “The church has no
real army, you know, so what really happened was an invasion by a few of the
petty kingdoms of the lowlands, all gone by now of course, at the behest of the
church, and blamed upon the will of the Twelve.
The force was overwhelming, but they were repelled from the harbor by
the power of the wizards and the many inventions they had come to develop over
long years of tolerance. For ten days they fought, and many of the invading
force’s ships were burned. The quest was
on the verge of abandonment by the parties involved, who each held a distrust
of the other.
“One night, the king’s brother took a single boat and rowed
up to a beach outside the city. He was
arrested by the king’s guards, but was taken to see his brother once his true
identity was learned. Everyone thought he had arrived to give the king
strategic information. He feigned to give him the information he sought, but at
the same time secretly poisoned his wine. The king was found dead the next
day.”
“So, would the brother have become king?” Hunny asked.
“Yes, that’s exactly what happened. The king’s advisor
notified him that, as the last surviving member of the Convect family, the
crown had fallen to him, bastard or no. The advisor gave him the king’s crown
and clothed him in lavish clothes. The new king was prepared to end hostilities
with the crippled fleet, but before he could even leave the palace the admirals
and a high priest walked in the front doors.
They had found the streets empty and the canons unmanned. No guards were posted outside the palace
gate. The brother, who now resembled the old king in such a way as to fool his
former allies, was put in chains and dragged outside the palace.
“They hanged him there for high apostasy in front of the
mixed armies of the petty lords in an otherwise deserted street. The palace was
searched, and a writ of succession was found, naming ‘Fontaine’ to be the next
legal heir to the king. The high priest declared it legal and stamped it. Soon
it was discovered, by virtue of a lone soldier that had traveled here before,
that ‘Fontaine’ was merely the high mountain on the island. Needless to say,
that man earned a poor fate for his honesty. Frustrated by the will, and unable
to come to a consensus on who should rule the island, the petty princes began
to argue with one another. Violence broke out and many of the armed men who
came ashore were killed. The last prince, victorious and standing in the town
square on a hill of dead men, declared himself king.
“At that time, the king’s advisor approached. The petty
prince soon found himself surrounded by the city’s wizards, who stood on
balconies and atop buildings surrounding the square, armed with strange guns
and other heretical devices. They destroyed his remaining force with their
forbidden technology, ending the lives of the invading soldiers in seconds. The
advisor then declared the prince a criminal, and the wizards hanged him beside
the new king. The advisor sent a courier to the Arch Priest in Chalandier with
the stamped writ, and the island officially became ruled by the mountain. In essence, free.”
“What happened to the king’s advisor?” Hunny asked.
“He was a wise wizard and had the golden palace rebuilt into
the golden courthouse, of which he became the first chairman. The gold from the
bricks and decor of the king was melted down and used as the monetary base for
a new bank in the same place. It’s all legend though- even the Golden Courthouse’s
records have gaps and limitations. Ah, we’re almost here.”
Thanks for Reading!
-DVS
Friday, November 1, 2013
Stu's Bro has an Amazing Idea
INT. STU’S HOME OFFICE - DAY
STU (30), an attractive man with short hair and a beard, sits at his computer, looking from monitor to monitor. He looks tired and drinks a diet Rockstar in between spurts of frantic typing. Empty cans litter the floor and free spaces on the desk. His phone rings. He smiles as he sees who it is.
STU
Sup bro?! Haven’t heard from you in
forever!
INT./SPLITSCREEN MESSY DISCGUSTING APARTMENT - DAY?
STU’S BRO (27), a slightly overweight young man wearing a sports jersey and a backwards hat, sits at a filthy computer playing World of Warcraft. Empty pizza boxes and cigarette butts litter every surface of the dark and dingy bedroom.
STU’S BRO
Yeah life is busy. You know how it is.
STU
Yeah? What have you been up to?
STU’S BRO
Same ‘ol same ‘ol... work and Warcraft.
Dude! I’m totally gonna get glad this
season.
STU
That’s cool, I haven’t been that into
PVP since TBC.
STU’S BRO
Yeah, dude, did you transfer off the
server? I totally never see you on
anymore.
STU
Um... no, but I haven’t had an active
WoW account in like a year and a half.
STU’S BRO
Oh. Totally thought I saw your priest
on the other week. What have you been
doing?
STU
Working. Working really hard. Me and
Aenon wrote some screenplays, I’m
working on a bunch of other stuff
too. A novel... haven’t had crap for
time to play WoW.
STU’S BRO
It’s all good. Pandas are gay as hell
anyway.
STU
Are they? How do they reproduce?
STU’S BRO
(laughing)
That’s a good one, dude. Anyway, so
you’ve been writing? Cool. When are
the movies coming out?
Stu’s Bro gets up and walks to his kitchen. While talking on the phone he rummages through the fridge for food.
STU
The industry doesn’t really work that
way. First you have to--
STU’S BRO
You making good money though, right?
STU
Not really. See, it’s a long process--
STU’S BRO
So why do it?
Stu looks confused.
Stu’s Bro picks up a jug of milk and opens the top. He smells it, makes a face indicating that the milk is clearly sour, then puts it back in the fridge.
STU’S BRO (CONT’D)
So, I have this great idea for a
story.
STU
Um, okay.
STU’S BRO
It’s science fiction. Does that sell?
STU
Yeah, scifi is big.
STU’S BRO
Cool. So, I’ll basically set it up
really simple. There’s these aliens,
right? And we’re like invading their
world, like its humans that are the
invading evil aliens, bro.
STU
So Starship Troopers.
Stu’s Bro finds an old pizza box with a single slice left in it. He puts it on the counter, and while talking, approaches the trash can.
STU’S BRO
No! Check it. There’s this one dude
that doesn’t buy the official story.
He makes contact with the aliens and
finds out they’re actually totally
cool, like primitive, but totally
cool. They’re like, in touch with
nature, like humans used to be.
The trash can is full. He places the pizza box in a pile of rubbish next to the bin.
STU
So, they’re like Native Americans?
Stu’s bro picks up the pizza slice and begins eating it.
STU’S BRO
(with his mouth full)
Yeah, totally.
STU
They already made that movie. It’s
called Avatar.
STU’S BRO
No! This is different.
STU
Nobody is going to remake Avatar.
STU’S BRO
Okay, then get rid of the Aliens.
Just make it Indians or something.
STU
That movie’s called Dances with
Wolves.
STU’S BRO
Never heard of it.
Stu looks shocked.
STU
Well, good luck with that. Let me
know how it goes, I’d be happy to
read your first draft for you.
STU’S BRO
No, I was thinking I just give you
all the details, and you write the
screenplay, then we split the
profits.
STU
I don’t think so.
STU’S BRO
Why not?
STU
Hmn. Do you have any idea how much
work it takes to actually write a
screenplay?
STU’S BRO
Dude, I’ve seen screenplays. 90% of
the page is blank space. Ea-sy. It’s
the idea that’s valuable!
STU
Not really. I already have a queue of
like eight story ideas of my own that
I still haven’t gotten to, and none
of them are remakes of overrated
movies featuring Smurfs.
STU’S BRO
Yeah, but none of them are million
dollar ideas, either!
STU
Alright, fine. Why don’t you write up
the details in a treatment and e-mail
it to me?
STU’S BRO
Bro, if I could write, why would I
need you? Sorry man, I think my queue
just popped. Gotta go!
Stu’s Bro hangs up the phone. Stu facepalms.
STU (30), an attractive man with short hair and a beard, sits at his computer, looking from monitor to monitor. He looks tired and drinks a diet Rockstar in between spurts of frantic typing. Empty cans litter the floor and free spaces on the desk. His phone rings. He smiles as he sees who it is.
STU
Sup bro?! Haven’t heard from you in
forever!
INT./SPLITSCREEN MESSY DISCGUSTING APARTMENT - DAY?
STU’S BRO (27), a slightly overweight young man wearing a sports jersey and a backwards hat, sits at a filthy computer playing World of Warcraft. Empty pizza boxes and cigarette butts litter every surface of the dark and dingy bedroom.
STU’S BRO
Yeah life is busy. You know how it is.
STU
Yeah? What have you been up to?
STU’S BRO
Same ‘ol same ‘ol... work and Warcraft.
Dude! I’m totally gonna get glad this
season.
STU
That’s cool, I haven’t been that into
PVP since TBC.
STU’S BRO
Yeah, dude, did you transfer off the
server? I totally never see you on
anymore.
STU
Um... no, but I haven’t had an active
WoW account in like a year and a half.
STU’S BRO
Oh. Totally thought I saw your priest
on the other week. What have you been
doing?
STU
Working. Working really hard. Me and
Aenon wrote some screenplays, I’m
working on a bunch of other stuff
too. A novel... haven’t had crap for
time to play WoW.
STU’S BRO
It’s all good. Pandas are gay as hell
anyway.
STU
Are they? How do they reproduce?
STU’S BRO
(laughing)
That’s a good one, dude. Anyway, so
you’ve been writing? Cool. When are
the movies coming out?
Stu’s Bro gets up and walks to his kitchen. While talking on the phone he rummages through the fridge for food.
STU
The industry doesn’t really work that
way. First you have to--
STU’S BRO
You making good money though, right?
STU
Not really. See, it’s a long process--
STU’S BRO
So why do it?
Stu looks confused.
Stu’s Bro picks up a jug of milk and opens the top. He smells it, makes a face indicating that the milk is clearly sour, then puts it back in the fridge.
STU’S BRO (CONT’D)
So, I have this great idea for a
story.
STU
Um, okay.
STU’S BRO
It’s science fiction. Does that sell?
STU
Yeah, scifi is big.
STU’S BRO
Cool. So, I’ll basically set it up
really simple. There’s these aliens,
right? And we’re like invading their
world, like its humans that are the
invading evil aliens, bro.
STU
So Starship Troopers.
Stu’s Bro finds an old pizza box with a single slice left in it. He puts it on the counter, and while talking, approaches the trash can.
STU’S BRO
No! Check it. There’s this one dude
that doesn’t buy the official story.
He makes contact with the aliens and
finds out they’re actually totally
cool, like primitive, but totally
cool. They’re like, in touch with
nature, like humans used to be.
The trash can is full. He places the pizza box in a pile of rubbish next to the bin.
STU
So, they’re like Native Americans?
Stu’s bro picks up the pizza slice and begins eating it.
STU’S BRO
(with his mouth full)
Yeah, totally.
STU
They already made that movie. It’s
called Avatar.
STU’S BRO
No! This is different.
STU
Nobody is going to remake Avatar.
STU’S BRO
Okay, then get rid of the Aliens.
Just make it Indians or something.
STU
That movie’s called Dances with
Wolves.
STU’S BRO
Never heard of it.
Stu looks shocked.
STU
Well, good luck with that. Let me
know how it goes, I’d be happy to
read your first draft for you.
STU’S BRO
No, I was thinking I just give you
all the details, and you write the
screenplay, then we split the
profits.
STU
I don’t think so.
STU’S BRO
Why not?
STU
Hmn. Do you have any idea how much
work it takes to actually write a
screenplay?
STU’S BRO
Dude, I’ve seen screenplays. 90% of
the page is blank space. Ea-sy. It’s
the idea that’s valuable!
STU
Not really. I already have a queue of
like eight story ideas of my own that
I still haven’t gotten to, and none
of them are remakes of overrated
movies featuring Smurfs.
STU’S BRO
Yeah, but none of them are million
dollar ideas, either!
STU
Alright, fine. Why don’t you write up
the details in a treatment and e-mail
it to me?
STU’S BRO
Bro, if I could write, why would I
need you? Sorry man, I think my queue
just popped. Gotta go!
Stu’s Bro hangs up the phone. Stu facepalms.
END
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